Wednesday, November 28, 2012

English: Language of the Stupid

Stupid English for Dummies

Where exactly did this language come from? How and why is it that almost the entire world can now speak it? People in the East are now learning English, and many Asian-Born-Americans and Indian-Born-Americans, etc, can no longer speak their native tongue, but instead, can only speak English. The entire world is learning English; is there some kind of agenda behind it?

I have reason to believe that the Illuminati introduced the English language to the entire world, in an attempt to dumb us all down and to lower our spiritual awareness.

Before you dismiss this as BS, be sure to research this on your own. Question Everything.

 

The English Invasion

At its peak, the British Empire ruled over about a third of the world, controlling the major trade routes. In countries under its rule, a British system of government was put in place; judiciary, civil service etc. Bear in mind the British Empire lasted almost 400 years. Today's global dominance of the English language is a direct legacy of that.

Because people of Britain/America/Canada etc traveled more back in the day, it would certainly have benefited them to speak English. With global economy now, and with translators being expensive, it pays to speak English so you can deal with the affluent countries without it being a bother to them.

English is the Language of Stupid People

Also, with migration being huge now, people adapt to the English language because their children need to. Many people in the poorer countries see speaking English as something to aspire to and as a mark of education; others see it as a way of getting on in business. With the Internet, it sure is easier to communicate with people all over the world.

The Language of the New World Order

Everyone has to learn English today; even in Sweden, all the advertisements are in English. When our "leaders" break down the countries into one, they will need one universal language; and it will be English.

English is the Language of Stupid People

The English language is used for cunning people; our leaders use English as a tactical mastery of word magic! When the days of ruling by iron came to an end, the empire put down the sword, and picked up a pen. English words contain multiple meanings; an English speaker (ie politician) can speak and not mean one word of it--it is the language best suited to mislead/cheat others as too often multiple-meaning words contradict each other, leaving the listener totally confused.

English is the Language of Stupid People

Language and Perception of Reality

They say language affects the way we perceive reality. "The powers that be" introduced the English language to the world, to dumb us all down! Ancient languages (ie Mayans, Hopi Indians, etc.) used words that relate to the metaphysical and cosmos, and the cultures that spoke these languages were very spiritual people... until their language was replaced by English! Why do you think all of these ancient cultures and tribes have "died" off? - There is an agenda behind it all! To control the people, you must control their language.

English is the Language of Stupid People

English is literally impossible to truly master unless you speak it as a first language/mother tongue. Even those who learn it from early age and learn it 90%-95%, they will still have trouble with it. You wont see these people getting to Stephen Fry's level! English is a bastard language.

English is the Language of Stupid People

The English language is all about frequency and vibration. It takes random words from different source languages and mashes them together in grammar that is the complete opposite of any other language. It was created for its phonetics only. If anyone ever took the time to study this language mathematically, it would be a real eye opener as to how dis-harmonious the language is!

English is the Language of Stupid People

What is the Ideal Language?

The ideal form of communication would be telepathic communication; it wasn't too long ago in human history when people communicated this way. They didn't transfer thoughts in the form of words, but in the form of pictures, symbols, intent, and feelings; this is exactly how animals communicate among each other, and it is how they can communicate with us! - if we only learned to listen!

English is the Language of Stupid People

Unfortunately, the world now runs off verbal communication, which is a very primitive form of communication. Our evil alien overlords took over the world a long time ago, and introduced verbal and written communication. By doing so, humans had lost their telepathic abilities, spiritual powers, consciousness, and extra sensory perception. They could no longer communicate with animals and lost their connection to nature. This made us easier to control and manipulate. One only has to look at the state of our world today, to realize how bad things have gotten. It's time to re-awaken our spirituality and re-connect with nature and ourselves!

English is the Language of Stupid People

English is a Stupid Language

English is the Language of Stupid People

English is the Language of Stupid People

English is the Language of Stupid People

English is the Language of Stupid People

  1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
  2. The farm was used to produce produce.
  3. The bin was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
  4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
  5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
  7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
  8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
  9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
  10. I did not object to the object.
  11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
  12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
  13. They were too close to the door to close it.
  14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
  15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
  16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
  18. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
  19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
  20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is UP.

It's easy to understand UP meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has a real special meaning:

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP up is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP.
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so...it is time to shut UP!
Now it's UP to you what you do with this made UP info.

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    do more research pls

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  4. To put it simply, english is a bastard language. One word can mean multiple things, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was the universal language of the New World Order.

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  5. All of this is true... Even my English teacher said, ``English is a stupid language``

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  6. George Carlin is my favorite comedian who sheds light on the way the English language can easily confuse our ability to simply communicate with one another.

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  8. I had always thought that there were many things off about thE English language, but I had never thought that it would be this bad! Sometimes I feel worried to continue speaking it. It is a crime against humanity. It should be locked up in a verbally-insane asylum.

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  9. I had always thought that there were many things off about thE English language, but I had never thought that it would be this bad! Sometimes I feel worried to continue speaking it. It is a crime against humanity. It should be locked up in a verbally-insane asylum.

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